I got some McDonalds and it costed $6.66 and my cashier said “oh lawd can you order some extra sauce or somtin gawd has been good to me that number is for da devil or somtin”
My little nephew went to a play at some theatre today. Leaving to the foyer a lady tramples over him and says:
I’m so so sorry you are brave little chap!
He put a dead serious face, lifted an eyebrow and replied:
I’m not a chap
I’m a boy….
Turns out the lady is Camilla, duchess of York, but nephew lost the last of his fucks to give about royalty shenanigans.
(you’re a mere mortal, just like my tiny old self being the subtitle to his thoughts)
let’s get this straight
it is not romantic to persistently pursue someone after they have refused you